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deagol ([personal profile] deagol) wrote2003-02-24 12:49 am

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The elf!boobie research still needs some volunteers. This is vital for the safety of middle earth. Just forget that I created legions of cyborg hobbits.

[identity profile] arwens-evenstar.livejournal.com 2003-02-23 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Elf-boobies research, huh? What do you need to know?

[identity profile] deagol.livejournal.com 2003-02-23 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no elf!boobies.

[identity profile] arwens-evenstar.livejournal.com 2003-02-23 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me. I have been held up by the most perfect elf-boobies in Arda for a very long time. I'm an expert on them.

[identity profile] deagol.livejournal.com 2003-02-23 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
::stares::
that doesn't matter.
you.still.have.no.elf!boobies.

gottit?