WANTED

[deagol]

Sponsors for fiendish plan to take over Middle Earth.

Big investment benefits.

Option to command legions of mutant CLASSIFIED with large CLASSIFIED guns and CLASSIFIED.

Comments

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

Oooh...Sounds like fun!!!

[deagol.livejournal.com]

So you want to invest?

Re:

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

Certainly. Where do I sign?

[deagol.livejournal.com]

It's not so much signing as donating a pint of your blood.

Oh. And funding the research.

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[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

...Hmm, well, it's not like I'm doing anything else.

*offers out arm for the blood donation*

[deagol.livejournal.com]

::hooks up all the tubes::

Ready? No matter.

::turns the machine on to "suck"::

Re:

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

...

*waits*

Now when do I get to control my so called army?

[deagol.livejournal.com]

Oh. Army. Well. I need a few strands of hair too.

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[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

*nips a few strands of hair*

You're going to mutat me before this is over, aren't you?

[deagol.livejournal.com]

::fiddles with microscope, tweezers and needles::

Mutate you? No. I know what happens when you start fiddling with nature.

See this petri dish?

HERE will be your army, to command under my orders.

I SHALL RULE ARDA!!!

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[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

Good. For a mutant Celeborn would not be pretty.

*leers at the petri dish* Sweeet...

[deagol.livejournal.com]

I know.

You're still here?

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[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

...I'll return when my army is complete.

[deagol.livejournal.com]

your army???

erm. yes. byebye now.