WANTED

[deagol]

Sponsors for fiendish plan to take over Middle Earth.

Big investment benefits.

Option to command legions of mutant CLASSIFIED with large CLASSIFIED guns and CLASSIFIED.

Comments

Re:

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

*nips a few strands of hair*

You're going to mutat me before this is over, aren't you?

[deagol.livejournal.com]

::fiddles with microscope, tweezers and needles::

Mutate you? No. I know what happens when you start fiddling with nature.

See this petri dish?

HERE will be your army, to command under my orders.

I SHALL RULE ARDA!!!

Re:

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

Good. For a mutant Celeborn would not be pretty.

*leers at the petri dish* Sweeet...

[deagol.livejournal.com]

I know.

You're still here?

Re:

[elfofdoriath.livejournal.com]

...I'll return when my army is complete.

[deagol.livejournal.com]

your army???

erm. yes. byebye now.