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Feb. 24th, 2003 12:49 amThe elf!boobie research still needs some volunteers. This is vital for the safety of middle earth. Just forget that I created legions of cyborg hobbits.
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Feb. 14th, 2003 04:07 pmCalling for volunteers.
Volunteers are needed to help research in the severely underfunded realm of elf!boobie research.
Yes.
Volunteers are needed to help research in the severely underfunded realm of elf!boobie research.
Yes.
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Jan. 30th, 2003 11:12 pmSo. My ubermenschen were... a semi success. Due to DEFECTIVE DNA ::stares at celeborn ii:: some of them melted. but thanks to quick thinking and uh. plastic ponchos and rain capes and hats and boots and things, the rest of them were able to assimilate non defective persons into the army.
though i am not sure how successful hobbit cyborgs will be, maybe they can enslave people's legs to do my bidding.
though i am not sure how successful hobbit cyborgs will be, maybe they can enslave people's legs to do my bidding.
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Jan. 24th, 2003 09:42 pmMY MASTERPLAN IS WORKING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
( ::unleashes Ubermenschen on Middle Earth:: )
Go my pretties! Go! DESTROY THEM ALLLLLLL
( ::unleashes Ubermenschen on Middle Earth:: )
Go my pretties! Go! DESTROY THEM ALLLLLLL
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Jan. 9th, 2003 01:24 pmMy beloved murderer has returned.
Oh how I missed him
...
On with my plan for domination of middle earth. The samples I took are good, but prehaps I need more genetic material for my armyof Übermenschen.
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On with my plan for domination of middle earth. The samples I took are good, but prehaps I need more genetic material for my army
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Jan. 5th, 2003 08:37 pmTo Do:
- Build weapon of mass destruction
- Hold all of Middle Earth to ransom
- Become ruler of middle earth installing some kind of fascist type regime
Forge mighty ring to bend everyone's will to my own- Buy bread, milk and toilet rolls
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Nov. 21st, 2002 05:46 pm::plotplotplot::
Gollum and Eru. hmmm.
I should be in Gollum's place. grr.
GRR.
:(
Gollum and Eru. hmmm.
I should be in Gollum's place. grr.
GRR.
:(
